2020 Democratic Presidential Candidate Cheat Sheet — Now With More Neolibs!

Getting a tad crowed up in this bitch. Photo by Reuters

There is no denying that the growing number of Democratic Party potential nominees is starting to rival an Osmond Family Reunion. This, of course, is distracting and confusing, just as intended.

So, without further ado, I present a handy-dandy detailed roster for your perusal. Try to keep up. It ain’t easy.