Blue Trump’s Candidacy Proves Democracy is on Life Support

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OK, I’m gonna be polite for once:

I hereby cordially invite all the neo-lib Dems rejecting Bernie as "not a Democrat" while warmly embracing REPUBLICAN BILLIONAIRE Bloomberg to go fuck themselves with a rusty railroad spike. Repeatedly. Until you die of tetanus.

This guy is human pond scum who is quite literally trying to buy the 2020 Democratic nomination. And the Dems aren’t even making the pretense of putting up a fight. Apparently there’s a big sale on superdelegates, so he could very likely succeed.

This is OK with you?

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Why are establishment Dems all warm and fuzzy for Mike, who is the epitome of an authoritarian oligarch?

Because that’s who they are and what they value. Bloomberg’s not a tool of the oligarchy — Bloomberg is the oligarchy, and oligarchy is what gets Democrats all hot and bothered.

A “D” behind his name.

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Michael Bloomberg exemplifies everything wrong with the modern Democratic Party in one neat little package. Entitled, elitist, and completely unconcerned with anyone or anything but themselves. Just like the Republicans they supposedly revile while emulating them at every turn. Not surprisingly, since Lil' Mike was until recently among their ranks.

Mayor Stop and Frisk is an unapologetic misogynist and racist. His track record regarding women makes the Orange Anal Wart look sensitive and respectful. Bloomberg thinks it’s perfectly acceptable to assault random (black) people in the name of law and order. The only thing separating him from the big-mouth MAGA pontificating from his barstool is a shit-ton of money. Their philosophies are almost identical.

And yet, Establishment Dems love this reprehensible little garden gnome. After all, its not really about beating Trump for them. It’s about stopping Bernie from empowering the peasants and endangering their money hoard.

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And for all you members of the “Resistance” (lol), don’t forget that Lil' Mike admonished you all to get behind your collective bogeyman Trump (no thanks — just imagine the smell.)

And now, we hear rumors (and let me be clear that’s all it is at the moment — rumors) that Bloomberg may choose the Pansuit Succubus as his running mate. If this indeed is the case, oh, please do. Everything that vile woman touches turns to shit, so we’re all about it.

If nothing else, Bloomberg trying to grease palms all the way to the Oval Office is proof positive of the Democratic Party’s priorities and motives. Both are one and the same in this case. Stop Bernie. He’s a threat to their very way of life.

The really scary thing? Establishment Democrats would rather embrace fascism than heed the will of the People, and they don’t care that we know it.

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