Five Lies Our Parents Told Us

That we probably use ourselves

Hey. It didn't stay that way!

Part of being a parent is issuing idle threats to buy you some peace. This can take some creativity, but thankfully we all have the tried-and-true methods to fall back on. There really should be an instructional manual for flinging bullshit at your kids until they finally figure you out. This should be issued to all new parents before they leave the maternity…