Hate to Say We Told You So: The Hillary Edition

Kathy Copeland Padden
4 min readOct 26, 2019
ARRRRGGGGHHHH Photo by The Mirror

So, I was offline for a week(which was simultaneously freeing and unsettling) and came back to the unholy specter of Two-Time-Loser HRC spraying her funky scent all over the political landscape again. I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I’m not. The second she lost to the Orange Anal Wart many of us saw this coming.

In fact, there was little doubt that HRC would exert her evil influence on the 2020 Democratic primaries in one capacity or another.

Why, you say? Simple.

Hillsy is a malignant narcissist. There was NO WAY she was going quietly. I laughed my ass off when she announced she was retreating to the woods(fine lady, just steer clear of my neck of them) while simultaneously proclaiming herself as leader of the Pink Hat McResistance. She vowed to have us all back to brunch in a jiff, despite the humiliating spanking she took from a gelatinous orange turd.

Photo by IMGFlip

But Clinton DID manage to orchestrate a McCarthyism sequel for anyone sentimental for some good ol’ fifties-style red-baiting. You remember, the groundless anti-Russia hysteria that tore the country apart and ruined the lives of countless innocent people.

To show those godless Commies what freedom-loving Yankees are all about, we fed all of our hungry people and provided care and comfort to the sick. Nah, just kidding — we used it as justification to add the word god to the Pledge of Allegiance and slap his name on our money.

That’ll show those Reds what we’re made of!

Hillsy is using Joe McCarthy’s playbook, secure in the knowledge that the average American doesn’t know diddly-squat about their country’s history. Support anyone who’s a threat to HRC’s establishment crime syndicate, and *poof!* you’ll find yourself dubbed a Russian asset.

All this human misery because a textbook narcissistic sociopath was denied what she considers her birthright in 2016. It’s transparent, ridiculous, and shameful.

And now Hill is “back” — not a long commute considering she never left. It’s pretty much a given that, at the very least…



Kathy Copeland Padden

is a music fanatic, classic film aficionado, and history buff surfing the End Times wave like a boss. Come along!