Hate to Say We Told You So: The Hillary Edition
So, I was offline for a week(which was simultaneously freeing and unsettling) and came back to the unholy specter of Two-Time-Loser HRC spraying her funky scent all over the political landscape again. I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I’m not. The second she lost to the Orange Anal Wart many of us saw this coming.
In fact, there was little doubt that HRC would exert her evil influence on the 2020 Democratic primaries in one capacity or another.
Why, you say? Simple.
Hillsy is a malignant narcissist. There was NO WAY she was going quietly. I laughed my ass off when she announced she was retreating to the woods(fine lady, just steer clear of my neck of them) while simultaneously proclaiming herself as leader of the Pink Hat McResistance. She vowed to have us all back to brunch in a jiff, despite the humiliating spanking she took from a gelatinous orange turd.
But Clinton DID manage to orchestrate a McCarthyism sequel for anyone sentimental for some good ol’ fifties-style red-baiting. You remember, the groundless anti-Russia hysteria that tore the country apart and ruined the lives of countless innocent people.
