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Barry, Barry, Barry. I wish I could say your enthusiastic cheerleading for the oligarchy at the expense of the American People comes as a surprise, but it doesn’t.

So humor me. Why, pray tell, is it unacceptable when the Rabble clamors for the basic human rights other first-world countries have enjoyed for decades? Or is it more that you and your fellow elites recoil at our insolence? I’ll bet you have a pretty…