Hey, Wait! Where Did My Virginity Go?

How to lose your V-card and become a Navy girlfriend in under 24 hours

Oh, it’s on like Donkey Kong

Dim all the lights, sweet darling

’Cause tonight it’s all the way

Honestly, sometimes my parents were real assholes. Over 42 years later and this whole deal still pisses me off. There was no good reason for any of it, either. Just a…



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Kathy Copeland Padden

Kathy Copeland Padden

is a news junkie, history buff, and music fanatic surfing the End Times wave with bemusement. Come along!