How I Alienated Everyone in My Orbit and Finally Got the Peace I Craved

Alone at last

Greetings, dear Acolyte!

So you’ve decided to live the dream. No social obligations, no Christmas card list, no friends and neighbors brazenly showing up at your door unannounced (that’s the worst.)

Sounds divine, doesn’t it? Escape from the sanity snatchers? Welcome to the wonderful world of solitude and silence. But…