How to Lose an Election (Again) in Three Easy Steps

“Art” and photo by Kathy Padden

Pretty self-explanatory. Let’s get right to it.

  1. FEAR MONGERING

Inspiring dread in voters to win them to your side is the heart and soul of lesser-evilism. Remember 2016?

If you don’t vote for the Howling Hagbag, the Marmalade Moron will triumph and then WE ALL WILL DIE.