I Do Not Embrace Gray Hair
And I will never embrace gray hair

Nope. Not vibing with that whole “embrace the gray” philosophy. I’m just not. No, thank you. If this is your chosen course, enjoy your journey — but I’ll be over here touching up my roots for as long as I can get away with it.
You know, I’m all about aging gracefully. I’m not applying makeup with a trowel to cover my furrows and…