I Do Not Embrace Gray Hair

And I will never embrace gray hair

Nah. Fuck that shit.

Nope. Not vibing with that whole “embrace the gray” philosophy. I’m just not. No, thank you. If this is your chosen course, enjoy your journey — but I’ll be over here touching up my roots for as long as I can get away with it.

You know, I’m all about aging gracefully. I’m not applying makeup with a trowel to cover my furrows and…

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Kathy Copeland Padden

Kathy Copeland Padden

is a news junkie, history buff, and music fanatic surfing the End Times wave with bemusement. Come along!

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