I Don’t Give a Deep-fried Fuck About Johnny Depp and His Nutjob Wife
Why do you? What’s the deal?
I know there are people who are T.V. trial junkies. They will sit in front of the boob tube, eyes glazed, mouth agape, wholly engrossed in a situation that doesn't affect their lives. At all. But they will watch, every day, and then do a post-game wrap-up with their equally obsessed friends.