I Propose We Put All the Weirdo Winter Humpers on a One-Way Train to Siberia
Yup, it’s that time of year again. They descend upon us to usher in the season like a flock of annoying, dumbass locusts. As soon as the first snowflake falls, you know you’re facing months of shitty weather and the assholes who love it.
Who is “they,” you wonder?