Nancy Neolib Explains it All: Top Three Reasons Why the Democratic Party Knows What’s Best For You

Ugh. Not these guys again. Photo by Vox.

Hi peons. Nancy Neolib here to break it all down into tiny little words and sentences that even the least-educated Deplorable or Berner Bro can comprehend. Well, I hope so anyway. I mean, how can I, an urbanite with a Masters Degree in Medieval French Stained Glass Art even begin to understand the thought processes of…