Sleep and the Senior Girl

Remember sleep, ladies?

Congrats! You’re officially old

When I started showing signs of perimenopause, my mother put down her dish towel and matter-of-factly informed me, “you will never get a good night’s sleep again.”

She also made a point of announcing my latest feminine milestone to my father. In my presence. Like I wasn’t standing right there. “Kathleen is starting to go through the change, Harold,” she…

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is a news junkie, history buff, and music fanatic surfing the End Times wave with bemusement. Come along!

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