Sorry, Kamala. I Don’t Like You in That Way

No. Nopers. Hell no. Photo by CNN.

You know, in the way that would compel me to vote for you. It’ll never, ever happen. The chemistry just isn’t there. You’ve been neo-lib zoned baby. It’s like the friend zone, only with pink pussy hats and man buns.

Why you ask?

Well, for starters, the way you use innocent human lives to advance your career is a complete abomination. When Progressives (you claim…

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is a news junkie, history buff, and music fanatic surfing the End Times wave with bemusement. Come along!

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