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Speed Trap: Songs That Will Land You A Ticket

Sorry officer Led Zep came on

Kathy Copeland Padden
5 min readJan 16, 2023
BRB just heading to Dunks

Is there anything more freeing than zipping down the highway jammin' to your favorite tunes? What can compare with that carefree joy as the wind whips through your hair and your favorite songs fill the air? Talk about a dopamine fix!

But a word to the wise: be more careful than carefree near the end of the month. If the cops haven’t reached their monthly ticket quota yet they’ll hit the magic number one way or another. Quite possibly at your expense.

The buzz is worth the risk, though. Live for today, dammit!

Here’s a small selection of songs guaranteed to put your pedal to the metal. Just watch out for the 5-0, yo.

Runnin’ Down A Dream

Tom Petty

Tom Petty gifted us with the definitive fast lane song. It has an urgency that makes passing the Pokey Pattys an absolute necessity. It’s what Tom would’ve wanted. I think.

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Kathy Copeland Padden
Kathy Copeland Padden

Written by Kathy Copeland Padden

is a music fanatic, classic film aficionado, and history buff surfing the End Times wave like a boss. Come along!

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