Ten Rad Ballads From the 1980s

Do not ask where “Lady in Red” is, please

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Let's just get this outta the way — this is a no “Lady in Red” zone. “True” can kiss my ass as well. If anyone has a problem with this, please direct your concerns to yonder brick wall. It’s guaranteed to be more flexible than I am on the subject.