This is a Decorative Dish Towel

Do not touch on pain of death

Put dish towel down dude. Don’t test me

Ladies(or gentlemen — don’t be blowin’ up my comments), how many times has this conversation gone down in your kitchen with your significant other? I’m somewhere up in the gazillionties by this point, and I’m gonna bet many of you can rival, if not exceed, my numbers. Here’s the summation of this universal verbal exchange:

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Kathy Copeland Padden

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is a news junkie, history buff, and music fanatic surfing the End Times wave with bemusement. Come along!

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