Sep 30, 2019
4 min read
To Hillary Clinton, from America
We have got to stop meeting like this, girl. Actually, we just have to stop meeting at all, period. It’s getting really, really awkward. I’m amazed you haven’t picked up on the vibe, especially after our final break-up in 2016.
I hate to be so blunt Hills, but let’s just be honest about the situation. Your relentless pursuit of me is not endearing, admirable, or in any way welcome. Learn to take “no” for…
