Why Elizabeth Warren is the Biggest Fauxgressive of All

Kathy Copeland Padden
4 min readJan 3, 2019
Oh Hell to The No Model Years 2016 and 2020 Photo by gq.com

All the centrists pretending to be Progressive are having a collective Big O. Liz Warren, Fauxgressive spokesmodel and Gretchen Weiner to Hillary’s Regina George, is warbling (have you listened to her? She warbles. For real) about seeking the 2020 Democratic nomination.

According to her spokesperson, her mission is to squeeze Bernie Sanders(an actual Progressive) out of the race and pick up his followers.

Now, call me crazy, but if you feel compelled to pursue the highest office in the land, you might want to have more incentive than vainglory and screwing over the best candidate.

It won’t work anyway. Lizzie(tribal name: “Breath Reeks of Bullshit” or “She Who Hedges Bets”) doesn’t stand a chance. Too many people are aware of her duplicitous behavior over and above her 2016 Judas impersonation.

You know, when she left Sanders and the Progressive ideals she supposedly holds so dear to be crucified while she cozied up to Pontius Hillsy.

We told you we wouldn’t forget. We haven’t. We told you no more neo-lib corporate stooges. We meant it.

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Kathy Copeland Padden

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