Why Elizabeth Warren is the Biggest Fauxgressive of All

Oh Hell to The No Model Years 2016 and 2020 Photo by gq.com

All the centrists pretending to be Progressive are having a collective Big O. Liz Warren, Fauxgressive spokesmodel and Gretchen Weiner to Hillary’s Regina George, is warbling (have you listened to her? She warbles. For real) about seeking the 2020 Democratic nomination.

According to her spokesperson, her mission is to squeeze Bernie Sanders(an actual Progressive) out…