Published in Fanfare·PinnedShit From Five Christmas Shows That Would Never Fly TodayQuick! Someone call CPS! — I was watching Rudolph with my nine-year-old grandson the other day. He didn’t get why Rudolph’s mom and girlfriend weren’t allowed to join in the search for Rudolph after he snapped from relentless assholery and bolted. He had no concept of what Donner meant by “man’s work.” I must be…Humor5 min read
Published in Rock n’Heavy·PinnedFive Probably Best Forgotten Seventies Love SongsI apologize in advance — Heavy on the cheese, please. Yeah, these songs have probably been forgotten for a reason. Yikes. But I’m gonna bring this shit back, wearing a stick pin in my cowl neck sweater and reeking of Love’s Baby Soft. Because I love you guys and want you to share my Engelbert…Music5 min read
Published in Rock n’Heavy·PinnedFive Unpopular Music OpinionsPlease don’t hurt me — Obviously, musical taste is highly subjective, and my opinion is just that — my opinion. Now read on to see why my opinion is the only correct one. See what I did there? Right then. We’re off! The Rolling Stones kinda suck liveMusic4 min read
PinnedThe Catholic Girls Start Much Too LateDenim leads to the road of prostitution — Well, they showed you a statue, told you to pray They built you a temple and locked you away Aw, but they never told you the price that you pay For things that you might have done Only the good die young Two images spring to mind when most…Humor5 min read
2 days agoDo Your Family and Friends Follow Your Writing?Mine don't, and I’m ambivalent about it — Am I the only one whose nearest and dearest don't follow your blogs? Am I the only one on the fence about it? Oh sure, if you stick it right under their nose they’ll read it and tell you how awesome you are. But otherwise, it’s out of sight, out…Writing3 min read
May 13It’s The End Of The World As We Know ItAnd I feel … meh. — Well, things aren’t looking too encouraging on this big, blue marble lately. Or so I’m told, anyway. Because to be completely honest, I’m not keeping up anymore. I have only the most rudimentary knowledge of what's going on out there and it's fucking awesome. …Life Lessons3 min read
May 13THE LADIES PRAYERShall we bow our heads? — Oh Lord, help me make it thru this gig give me the strength not to clout this stupid bitch that keeps grabbing my singah’s thigh Help me to understand that these things come with the territory and I must bear it with dignity because I was dimwitted enough to fall for a singah Grant me the…Humor1 min read
Published in Rock n’Heavy·May 12Five Pissed Off 90s SongsFuck you! It’s for you! — Ah, the 90s. In a decade chock-full of whiny angst, we did get more than a few songs that were just plain ol’ pissed-off angry. Many of them are my favorites from that era. I wonder why that would be. Anyway, I like these songs to angry up the blood…Music3 min read
May 8Fuck Mother’s Day. Seriously.Another holiday brought to you by Hallmark — Let me be brutally honest. I fucking hate Mother’s Day. Despise it. I feel the same way about Mother’s Day as I do about Valentine’s Day. If you're not appreciative of your mother or sweetheart daily, a few lousy hours of treating them as you always should is not only…Life3 min read
May 7The Second Time AroundI’ll do it again just as long as I’m with you — The second time around I’m gonna keep you mine the second time, Baby The second time around I’ll know what to do, just as long as I’m with you “The Second Time Around” performed by Shalamar Songwriter(s): Leon Sylvers III, William Shelby When Big B enlisted in the Navy in…Memoir3 min read
